Political Joke

One day when a political press went to russia, there was condition where gov couldn't handle what called recession(1998).

He went to the supermarket. Bread, and others as a prime need for russians had high price. Then he write "no more food."

Then he visiting Yankee Bar that manage by Russian mob.
Hostess gave him a glass of vodka after he drink it sexy bartender said; $75 please... He said, what? Sexy bartender said '$30 vodka+$20 hostess service+$25 tax, $75 please'. He just pay it with anger and wrote in his daily report in front of that hostess "No drink, no woman & no Ruble."

He didn't know that when he start writing at the supermarket KGB agent following & spying him what he'd been doing.

Next place he came to a hospital for his asthma.
Nurse with his medical ability serve him; 'what can I help you?'
He said; where is the doctor?
Nurse said; I'm doctor assistant so let me check you first.
He straight wrote "no more doctor!"
Because of forced situation,
He said; my asthma ... Just check it!
Nurse said; just a moment, let me check the oxygen to testing your breath.
After a couple of minute waiting and became bored he stay out from the hospital and wrote while he walking
"No more medic and Drugs!!"

Suddenly that KGB intercept him and ask. 'What are you doing with your paper?'
He said; just for my job as a press, calmly.
Agent; in my gorby era I have shoot you straight in the head!

Walking in a hurry, he wrote : "no more bullet" ....

Reference : Gusdur (edited)